Recently a mortal reporter of a most extinguished publication asked me — do Faeries have web access? I must confess — we do not, in the way you mortals do. Smaller Fae, when looking for something with a little more protein than flowers, often dwell amongst spider webs. Arachnids are one of our greatest allies, having a very keen sense of fourth-dimensional geometry, they are often visitors to our realm, as we are to theirs. Spider webs are in fact one of the most common portals from the mortal world to ours. And as a result many arachnids enjoy dual citizenship.

At first this link between worlds was difficult as younger wee folk were often caught in the threads. But soon when the spiders learned we were a force to be reckoned with, they served us admirably. We soon learned that by using a network of telepathic crystal shard and spider web we Faeries were able to actualize an elaborate network, between worlds. Suddenly we Faeries could share visions amongst our crystal balls utilizing teleline connections that our unknowledgeable arachnids would keep very well maintained for us. It was a simple matter to make the connection between our web site and yours.

So, dear mortals — should you find bugs in our web site it is because they actually are bugs. Simply wait for one of our talented arachnid repairsects to do their job by eating at the problem and we will be back on track. If you encounter a bug at any station the spiders will be on the job and you may find the information you require in due time. Time of course being relative between your world and ours. Simply select from our menu and spiders will serve you vision.

Bon appetite.

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